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Absolutely! Your little one's nighttime gymnastics routine is their way of claiming their crib territory. Just wait until they start doing baby yoga poses in their sleep. Namaste, baby, namaste!

Ah, the classic baby wardrobe shuffle! Between unexpected diaper surprises and impromptu spit-up fashion shows, your baby is just demonstrating their commitment to keeping you on your toes (and the laundry machine spinning).

Well, let's put it this way: If you find yourself narrating your daily tasks like you're on a cooking show, congratulating your baby for a masterful burp, and having full-on conversations with their stuffed animals, you're officially fluent in "baby speak." Bon appétit!

Sleep? What's that? Just kidding! The sleep struggle is real, but fear not – as your baby grows, so do those coveted hours of shut-eye or at least that's what I am told! Until then, embrace the power of coffee and wear those under-eye circles like a badge of honor.

AAh, the million-dollar question! Step one: Go through the checklist – diaper, hunger, sleep, and more diaper. Step two: Bust out your best dance moves and lullaby renditions, even if you sound like a croaky frog. If all else fails, just accept that sometimes babies cry for absolutely no reason, and that's okay too.

Well, babies are connoisseurs of toy aesthetics. They need the full spectrum – colorful rattles for gourmet shaking, plush animals for cuddle critiques, and teething toys for the perfect gum workout. It's all part of their artistic development.

Self-care is that mythical creature you've heard whispers of, like unicorns or eight hours of uninterrupted sleep. But fear not, brave parent! Whether it's a lightning-fast shower or a sneaky chocolate stash, seize those moments like a treasure hunter on a quest for sanity.

Short answer: Nope. Welcome to the world of parenthood, where your worries now have worries. It's like being the CEO of a company called "Endless Concerns." But take heart – with every giggle, milestone, and chaos-filled day, you'll find yourself growing stronger and mastering the art of worry juggling.

Remember, every first-time parent is in this adventure together, navigating the ups, downs, and hilariously unexpected moments of raising a tiny human. Embrace the chaos, find the humor, and give yourself a pat on the back – you're doing an amazing job!